Man, Mohawk's Green Room is really stepping it up. Apparently, Misprint's Happy Hour tonight is the first of many HH parties there this summer. I wonder if the condo dwellers across the street will feel a touch of begrudged-yet-wistful longing, gazing out at Mohawk's tipsy patrons? (Then again, with last night's Spiro's shooting - !?! - maybe Red River's condo residents will decide to spend summer indoors).
"ALERT: MISPRINT MAGAZINE EMERGES FROM HIBERNATION
The new issue of misprint magazine comes out this Friday, via happy hour and supermodel bartenders. No cover — food will be there, beers will be cold, and you will get served.
COME AND GET YOUR NEW ISSUE OF MISPRINT, A FREE KOOZIE, AN INSULT, A COCKTAIL, AND A PEEK AT RED RIVER'S ONLY BEARDED SNOW LEOPARD.
On a sidenote, I am very proud of whoever wrote this post on Mohawk's site for spelling "peek" correctly. A+! I always misspell that one, along with "referral" and "bourgeoisie." Which perhaps reveals a larger problem.