Saturday, January 9, 2010

"Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life."

Words to live by.

It's too cold outside to do anything and as a result, R. and I are watching "Apocalypse Week" on the History Channel. Good morning!

Between Nostradamus predictions and Sir Issac Newton's lost mystical texts, a commercial for the Slap Chop just came on. AND I LOVED IT.

I don't know where to begin!

"You're gonna love my nuts."

(And I do, Vince.)

YouTube - the gift that keeps on giving (along with my dad) - generously provides a Slap Chop remix:

If you are hungry after watching Vince Offer slap your troubles away, would you care to come out to the chili cook-off at Jo's? I'm a judge, y'all.


That Chelsea Girl™ said...

I've actually won a chili cook-off. Granted, it was with my pappy, but still.

Those commercials are always so funny! Glad I can be amused by most anything, especially when I don't need a slap-chopper. Strangely, I like taking the time for food prep...

Austin Eavesdropper said...

Just remember, Chelsea: Fettucine, linguine, martini, bikini.

Hipstercrite said...

oh my god. everyone in the s!a! office are circled around my comp watching this. i was crying i was laughing so hard. awesome find.

Austin Eavesdropper said...

Don't you LOVE the Slap Chop guy, Lauren!!! I mean if he could narrate all infomercials, this economy might see a comeback. In a BIG way.

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