UPDATED: More thrilling than a zombie outbreak: Wine for 25 cents!

For real, this is happening.

Just got word that Maggiano's Little Italy, in The Domain, is selling $0.25 samples (2 oz. each) TODAY ONLY of Ruffino Salute Amico.  Which means that for just two dollars, you can get reasonably drunk.

Everyone knows how I feel about The Domain (conflicted), but this is more than worth the trip. They're open until 10pm tonight, so go fellow winos, go!

UPDATE: Just got word that, in fact, this easy-to-overdo sample extravaganza is enforcing a cap. Sad face. Happy liver.

From the publicist:

"The restaurant is only allowed to give out one sample per person. While the one sample may not be quite as thrilling than a zombie outbreak, the other offer (free flatbread with a purchase of a glass or bottle of Salute Amico) might be just as tempting."

Well publicist, Eavesdropper readers will take flatbread over human flesh any day! Thank you for the update.