Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Lady Gaga: Bad Romance

She so crazy!

Matrix + 2001: Space Odyssey + Beowulf + those disturbing greeting cards that distort animals eyes to make them look bigger = Lady Gaga's brand spankin' new video.

Who wants to learn this dance with me? How is Lady Gaga's body so killer? So many questions?


This doesn't have anything to do with Austin, really - besides the fact that I genuinely would like to learn this dance. Maybe the Better Than The Van guys would be up for it. Oh I know they're freaky.

9 comments:

Frank Rivera said...

More like 2009: Space Oddity, amirite?

Austin Eavesdropper said...

Heh, Frank. But gotsta luv LG's hurr!

Tiffany Diane said...

You know what I am getting from this? Gremlins and Thriller and Austin Powers at the very end.

Austin Eavesdropper said...

LOL, Gremlins + Austin Powers....Tiffany, love it. :)

YES. I was trying to think of a way to describe the very end. Tales from the Crypt? But Gremlins (+Austin Powers) is better.

Frank Rivera said...

Oh I ain't judging. Her hurr is furce. Speaking of fur, I want that polar bear coat. No joke. Imagine me walking into Rain wearing that shit. Stephen Moser would be so jealsies...and then he'd light me on fire.

Andrew said...

I've got the clavicle down already, but my goal for next summer is to have my spine as pronounced as hers. It never occurred to me how hot that column of bones could be.

Grant said...

Reminds me of a video game that I played a long time ago. The game was called Silent Hill and there were these scary ass nurses.

They looked like this...
http://www.littleurl.net/55e2ca

Gaga you scare me and that isn't very lady like.

Austin Eavesdropper said...

Frank - I JUST LOST MY EVERYTHING reading your comment. "And then he'd light me on fire." :D

Andrew - Dude, I think I've seen your spine column already. Through a SWEATER no less.

Grant - Scary nurses....or Slim Jim hats. Can't decide what I think.

Breyonce said...

Okay, I don't know how to feel about Lady Gaga. Like, I don't really love her music, but at the same time, I can't NOT listen to it. And she is freaky weird, but I have this...I don't know, respect for her weirdness, I guess. Her whole career is like trippy performance art, and it's kind of cool. But also disturbing.

I have never been so conflicted over a pop singer.